1) You ARE allowed to look...
2) You're NOT allowed to touch...
3) You ARE allowed to masturbate...
4) You're NOT allowed to cum all over his perfectly tight ass covering briefs...
5) You ARE allowed to get naked and sleep next to him, as long as you've both been drinking heavily and you think he'll dismiss it the next morning, as the end result of getting wrecked...
6) You're NOT allowed to take photos of him and put them on the internet...unless you send them to crake1@hotmail.co.uk first...ok?!
Fucking Hell I wanna mess with all of them
ReplyDeleteYou will observe the rules at all times, please...
DeleteMan, I want to tounge the balls of number five
ReplyDeleteIs that ALL you want to do? ;)
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